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|  | Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global Warming « Thread Started on Dec 8, 2008, 3:43pm » | |
Hi All,
Just thought I would post something fun while we wait for the sun to do something. 
Cheers!
The Twelve Days of Global Warming
On the first day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the second day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the third day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the fourth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the fifth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the sixth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the seventh day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the eighth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me El Nino missing, Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the ninth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Scientists a-censored, El Nino missing, Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the tenth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Arctic Ice Recovering, Scientists a-censored, El Nino missing, Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the eleventh day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me C02 a-rising, Arctic Ice Recovering, Scientists a-censored, El Nino missing, Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.
On the twelfth day of Global Warming, my true love sent to me Twelve years this cycle, C02 a-rising, Arctic Ice Recovering, Scientists a-censored, El Nino missing, Climate Models drowning, Hanson a-lying, SOLAR MINIMUM, More falling temps, No warming trend, Two Clinton thugs, And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy!
"Question Everything. Learn Something. Answer Nothing" - Euripides
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"Question Everything. Learn Something. Answer Nothing" - Euripides
Marcus Aurelius: "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #2 on Dec 8, 2008, 8:11pm » | |
BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO.
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #3 on Dec 8, 2008, 8:32pm » | |
HILARIOUS!!! That is some funny stuff.
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #4 on Dec 8, 2008, 9:29pm » | |
Genius.
Would it be OK to post it on my blog? What kind of authorship would you like?
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #5 on Dec 9, 2008, 12:00pm » | |
post wherever you would like. My name is Bethany Cole if you would like to list the author. I am glad that you enjoyed.
Cheers!
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"Question Everything. Learn Something. Answer Nothing" - Euripides
Marcus Aurelius: "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #6 on Dec 9, 2008, 1:08pm » | |
very nice change from all the serious stuff!!
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #7 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:35pm » | |
Be nice to "publish" a full carol book of all the popular carols, updated fro the times: (To tune of good King Wencelaus)
Good King Gore did not look out, on the feast of Stephen, Did not see the snow about, tho' the folk were freezing, All the poor were short of food, since that now made fu-el He was warm and happ'ly fed, acting very cru-u-el. (author: Eoin Burchmore: public domain)
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The 'Law of Logical Argument' as used by Al Gore: "Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about".
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #8 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:49pm » | |
Very nice Kiwistonewall! Any more Christmas Carols or requests. We have to do something to pass the time.
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Marcus Aurelius: "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #9 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:54pm » | |
I think Kiwi's is strong, too. Well done, Kiwi! I will post more on my blog in the next week, as warranted and as possible. Anyone who would like their Christmas carols to appear on http://talkingabouttheweather.com just drop me a line at hambler@mac.com
Questioneverything's looks quite nice on the site ...
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #10 on Dec 9, 2008, 4:38pm » | |
"Deck the News"
Deck the news with melancholy Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Claim all skeptics to be folly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
State us now in grave peril, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Toll of doom though data is sterile, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Preach of blazing days before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We’re glad the media joined the chorus. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in flaky measures, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I turn fear into my treasures, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away this cool year passes, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Skew the news, and mislead the masses, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing of dangers, all together, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #11 on Dec 9, 2008, 4:47pm » | |
AWESOME grexlag!
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #12 on Dec 9, 2008, 10:26pm » | |
Oh this is too brilliant not to join in
Jingle bells, Al Gore tells Us to cap and trade For yourself, you can't decide You must all think the same way, hey!
Dashing through the snow, though its a summers day You're not qualified to know, you're not allowed to say That's cooling's a real thing, that warming is not right Or you will be dragged right off for an "education night" hey!
Ok...so you guys beat me...but hey, I tried. 
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #13 on Dec 10, 2008, 6:52am » | |
Dec 9, 2008, 10:26pm, bob9000 wrote:Oh this is too brilliant not to join in
Jingle bells, Al Gore tells Us to cap and trade For yourself, you can't decide You must all think the same way, hey!
Dashing through the snow, though its a summers day You're not qualified to know, you're not allowed to say That's cooling's a real thing, that warming is not right Or you will be dragged right off for an "education night" hey!
Ok...so you guys beat me...but hey, I tried. 
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Well at least you tried bob I wouldn't know where to start
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|  | Re: Tis the season - The Twelve Days of Global War « Reply #14 on Dec 10, 2008, 12:31pm » | |
I can't help thinking that Hansen will pen something to the AGW crowd, with the starting line " O Come All Ye Faithful, Joyful and triumphant"...
But that would be the cynic in me 
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