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« Thread Started on Dec 8, 2008, 3:43pm »

Hi All,

Just thought I would post something fun while we wait for the sun to do something. ;D

Cheers!

The Twelve Days of Global Warming

On the first day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the second day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the third day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the fourth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the fifth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the sixth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the seventh day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the eighth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
El Nino missing,
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the ninth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Scientists a-censored,
El Nino missing,
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the tenth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Arctic Ice Recovering,
Scientists a-censored,
El Nino missing,
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the eleventh day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
C02 a-rising,
Arctic Ice Recovering,
Scientists a-censored,
El Nino missing,
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy.

On the twelfth day of Global Warming,
my true love sent to me
Twelve years this cycle,
C02 a-rising,
Arctic Ice Recovering,
Scientists a-censored,
El Nino missing,
Climate Models drowning,
Hanson a-lying,
SOLAR MINIMUM,
More falling temps,
No warming trend,
Two Clinton thugs,
And Al Gore’s cap and trade policy!

"Question Everything. Learn Something. Answer Nothing" - Euripides

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« Reply #1 on Dec 8, 2008, 7:36pm »

Nice work!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on Dec 8, 2008, 8:11pm »

BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO.
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« Reply #3 on Dec 8, 2008, 8:32pm »

HILARIOUS!!! That is some funny stuff. ;D
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« Reply #4 on Dec 8, 2008, 9:29pm »

Genius.

Would it be OK to post it on my blog? What kind of authorship would you like?
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« Reply #5 on Dec 9, 2008, 12:00pm »

post wherever you would like. My name is Bethany Cole if you would like to list the author. I am glad that you enjoyed.

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« Reply #6 on Dec 9, 2008, 1:08pm »

;D ;D ;D very nice change from all the serious stuff!!
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« Reply #7 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:35pm »

Be nice to "publish" a full carol book of all the popular carols, updated fro the times:
(To tune of good King Wencelaus)

Good King Gore did not look out, on the feast of Stephen,
Did not see the snow about, tho' the folk were freezing,
All the poor were short of food, since that now made fu-el
He was warm and happ'ly fed, acting very cru-u-el.
(author: Eoin Burchmore: public domain)
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The 'Law of Logical Argument' as used by Al Gore: "Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about".
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« Reply #8 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:49pm »

Very nice Kiwistonewall! Any more Christmas Carols or requests. We have to do something to pass the time.

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« Reply #9 on Dec 9, 2008, 2:54pm »

I think Kiwi's is strong, too. Well done, Kiwi! I will post more on my blog in the next week, as warranted and as possible. Anyone who would like their Christmas carols to appear on http://talkingabouttheweather.com just drop me a line at hambler@mac.com

Questioneverything's looks quite nice on the site ...
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« Reply #10 on Dec 9, 2008, 4:38pm »


"Deck the News"

Deck the news with melancholy
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Claim all skeptics to be folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

State us now in grave peril,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Toll of doom though data is sterile,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Preach of blazing days before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

We’re glad the media joined the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in flaky measures,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

While I turn fear into my treasures,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away this cool year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Skew the news, and mislead the masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing of dangers, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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« Reply #11 on Dec 9, 2008, 4:47pm »

AWESOME grexlag!
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« Reply #12 on Dec 9, 2008, 10:26pm »

Oh this is too brilliant not to join in

Jingle bells, Al Gore tells
Us to cap and trade
For yourself, you can't decide
You must all think the same way, hey!

Dashing through the snow, though its a summers day
You're not qualified to know, you're not allowed to say
That's cooling's a real thing, that warming is not right
Or you will be dragged right off for an "education night" hey!


Ok...so you guys beat me...but hey, I tried. :)
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« Reply #13 on Dec 10, 2008, 6:52am »


Dec 9, 2008, 10:26pm, bob9000 wrote:
Oh this is too brilliant not to join in

Jingle bells, Al Gore tells
Us to cap and trade
For yourself, you can't decide
You must all think the same way, hey!

Dashing through the snow, though its a summers day
You're not qualified to know, you're not allowed to say
That's cooling's a real thing, that warming is not right
Or you will be dragged right off for an "education night" hey!


Ok...so you guys beat me...but hey, I tried. :)


Well at least you tried bob ;D I wouldn't know where to start :-[
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« Reply #14 on Dec 10, 2008, 12:31pm »

I can't help thinking that Hansen will pen something to the AGW crowd, with the starting line " O Come All Ye Faithful, Joyful and triumphant"...

But that would be the cynic in me :P
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