Post by Ratty on Apr 2, 2019 21:06:15 GMT
AUSTRALIAN HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little India, formerly known as Australia.
Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia's third language.
Children from two parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'.
Tolerance urged.
Gay marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government have told the Japanese that cane toads taste like whale meat.
Australia now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.
Australian Deficit $10 trillion dollars and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Youssef claims increased growth through more immigration secret to success.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Melbourne schoolgirl expelled for not wearing burqa: Being a Christian is no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Richmond Tigers won this year’s National Footy final beating the Hindu Hornets 20-11-131 to 13-18-96.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little India, formerly known as Australia.
Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.
White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia's third language.
Children from two parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'.
Tolerance urged.
Gay marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government have told the Japanese that cane toads taste like whale meat.
Australia now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.
Australian Deficit $10 trillion dollars and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Youssef claims increased growth through more immigration secret to success.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Melbourne schoolgirl expelled for not wearing burqa: Being a Christian is no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.
Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.
Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Richmond Tigers won this year’s National Footy final beating the Hindu Hornets 20-11-131 to 13-18-96.