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Post by missouriboy on May 8, 2021 6:12:47 GMT
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Post by Ratty on May 8, 2021 7:57:57 GMT
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a cow, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That’s nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
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Post by Ratty on May 8, 2021 13:24:57 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 9, 2021 6:03:32 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 9, 2021 23:43:54 GMT
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Post by sigurdur on May 10, 2021 0:12:28 GMT
She didn't want to marry a climate scientist eh?
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Post by missouriboy on May 10, 2021 1:48:15 GMT
She didn't want to marry a climate scientist eh? Exactly.
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Post by nautonnier on May 10, 2021 18:40:48 GMT
For extra points how can you tell that the final pic was from a Brit?
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Post by nautonnier on May 10, 2021 19:52:49 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 11, 2021 2:30:51 GMT
Sainthood anyone?
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Post by Ratty on May 12, 2021 3:54:06 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on May 12, 2021 18:45:54 GMT
1 Gallon gas containers inside the shop are available at ~$10 or less
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Post by Ratty on May 12, 2021 22:15:28 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 12, 2021 23:14:56 GMT
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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