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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 20, 2019 20:10:31 GMT
Unprecedented, as in, something according to our data record applied to 5billion years of earths history! We have it preceding: Unprecedented: adjective[/div] In the Global Warming lexicon, whenever an ordinary or otherwise non-exceptional event occurs that a Climate Scientist wishes to imply requires a Settled Science explanation, the event is characterized as "unprecedented." Of the Instrument Record: prepositional phrase In the Global Warming mythology, being pronounced a superlative "of the instrument record" is a religious honor, akin to a title of sainthood, bestown upon an ordinary or otherwise non-exceptional weather event that becomes interesting trivia for having broken some record.
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Post by acidohm on Mar 20, 2019 21:02:18 GMT
Unprecedented, as in, something according to our data record applied to 5billion years of earths history! We have it preceding: Unprecedented: adjective [/div] In the Global Warming lexicon, whenever an ordinary or otherwise non-exceptional event occurs that a Climate Scientist wishes to imply requires a Settled Science explanation, the event is characterized as "unprecedented." Of the Instrument Record: prepositional phrase In the Global Warming mythology, being pronounced a superlative "of the instrument record" is a religious honor, akin to a title of sainthood, bestown upon an ordinary or otherwise non-exceptional weather event that becomes interesting trivia for having broken some record.
[/quote] How embarrassing 😂 Apologies Ratty....im going to blame my in-attention to working too hard of late!
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Post by acidohm on Mar 20, 2019 21:05:38 GMT
Is '97%' worth defining in its own right 🤔
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Post by Ratty on Mar 21, 2019 0:22:34 GMT
[ Snip ] How embarrassing 😂 Apologies Ratty....im going to blame my in-attention to working too hard of late! Always happy to accept an apology even when I don't know what it is for.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 21, 2019 1:16:13 GMT
[ Snip ] How embarrassing 😂 Apologies Ratty....im going to blame my in-attention to working too hard of late! Always happy to accept an apology even when I don't know what it is for. Yes, you have a point. The entry for "Scientific Community" has been updated. Scientific Community: proper noun Within the Global Warming Congregation, the brotherhood of Climate Scientists. This brotherhood of Global Warming clergy currently maintains a 97% belief in Global Warming. There is uncertainty as to how 3% of them do not.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 21, 2019 18:13:25 GMT
Tipping Point: adjective In Global Warming Settled Science, the point at which Climate will not change her mind about recreating the Christian "Great Flood" by the end of the century, i.e. oceans will rise 15 cubits, extreme weather will kill all life on the planet, there will be a big rainbow afterwards, etc..
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 21, 2019 19:09:40 GMT
But before that, much wampum will change hands. The grease that quickens Mother Nature's aged joints.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 22, 2019 1:04:54 GMT
Stadium Wave: noun A Global Warming edict, written in an unintelligible tongue speculated to be a Latin derivative, issued by Oracle from the Climate Change Holy Sea known as the "IPCC," prophesying and explaining the current multi-decade hiaitus of Global Warming mythology.
The Stadium Wave Prophecy:
"A hypothesized low-frequency climate signal propagating across the Northern Hemisphere through a network of synchronized climate indices was identified in previous analyses of instrumental and proxy data. The tempo of signal propagation is rationalized in terms of the multidecadal component of Atlantic Ocean variability – the Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation. Through multivariate statistical analysis of an expanded database, we further investigate this hypothesized signal to elucidate propagation dynamics. The Eurasian Arctic Shelf-Sea Region, where sea ice is uniquely exposed to open ocean in the Northern Hemisphere, emerges as a strong contender for generating and sustaining propagation of the hemispheric signal. Ocean-ice-atmosphere coupling spawns a sequence of positive and negative feedbacks that convey persistence and quasi-oscillatory features to the signal. Further stabilizing the system are anomalies of co-varying Pacific-centered atmospheric circulations. Indirectly related to dynamics in the Eurasian Arctic, these anomalies appear to negatively feed back onto the Atlantic‘s freshwater balance. Earth’s rotational rate and other proxies encode traces of this signal as it makes its way across the Northern Hemisphere."
Scientists are already working on translating this beautiful and mysterious language.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 22, 2019 1:20:56 GMT
Stadium Wave: noun A Global Warming edict, written in an unintelligible tongue speculated to be a Latin derivative, issued by Oracle from the Climate Change Holy Sea known as the "IPCC," prophesying and explaining the current multi-decade hiaitus of Global Warming mythology. The Stadium Wave Prophecy: " A hypothesized low-frequency climate signal propagating across the Northern Hemisphere through a network of synchronized climate indices was identified in previous analyses of instrumental and proxy data. The tempo of signal propagation is rationalized in terms of the multidecadal component of Atlantic Ocean variability – the Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation. Through multivariate statistical analysis of an expanded database, we further investigate this hypothesized signal to elucidate propagation dynamics. The Eurasian Arctic Shelf-Sea Region, where sea ice is uniquely exposed to open ocean in the Northern Hemisphere, emerges as a strong contender for generating and sustaining propagation of the hemispheric signal. Ocean-ice-atmosphere coupling spawns a sequence of positive and negative feedbacks that convey persistence and quasi-oscillatory features to the signal. Further stabilizing the system are anomalies of co-varying Pacific-centered atmospheric circulations. Indirectly related to dynamics in the Eurasian Arctic, these anomalies appear to negatively feed back onto the Atlantic‘s freshwater balance. Earth’s rotational rate and other proxies encode traces of this signal as it makes its way across the Northern Hemisphere." Scientists are already working on translating this beautiful and mysterious language. Global Warming: proper noun The Arch-villain of the Global Warming mythology; gets his strength from all the "heat" produced by Greenhouse Effect. Global Warming is constantly at war with Climate, the heroine of the Global Warming mythology. His favorite weapons are CO2, methane, water vapor and greenhouse gas which he feeds to Greenhouse Effect in return for more "heat" and thus more power.
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Post by Ratty on Mar 22, 2019 6:17:25 GMT
Ibdamann, this thread will be a valuable resource, maybe even published as a text, for future climate students.
PS: I recommend that you make an entry in Wikipedia as soon as your work is settled.
Seriously.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 22, 2019 12:10:32 GMT
SUV: noun In the Global Warming mythology, an SUV is a pornographically "unclean" vehicle wrought by Global Warming for His war against Climate. The SUV's seductiveness is extremely powerful over deniers. Using an SUV is a mortal sin unless approved by clergy for their own personal use. Inappropriate touching or oggling of SUVs is not to be permitted and children are to be warned at young ages of their dangers.
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Post by Ratty on Mar 22, 2019 13:47:21 GMT
SUV: noun In the Global Warming mythology, an SUV is a pornographically "unclean" vehicle wrought by Global Warming for His war against Climate. The SUV's seductiveness is extremely powerful over deniers. Using an SUV is a mortal sin unless approved by clergy for their own personal use. Inappropriate touching or oggling of SUVs is not to be permitted and children are to be warned at young ages of their dangers. I had to sell mine ....
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 22, 2019 16:53:30 GMT
Weather Trend: noun The belief among Climate Scientists that because Climate has assumed the role of central planner and administrator for all weather, climates, ecosystems and nature on earth that weather is no longer a random event and can therefore have trends. Otherwise there can be no trends in random events, e.g. weather, because the quality of being random precludes causal relationships required for trends.
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Post by IB DaMann on Mar 22, 2019 16:55:07 GMT
SUV: noun In the Global Warming mythology, an SUV is a pornographically "unclean" vehicle wrought by Global Warming for His war against Climate. The SUV's seductiveness is extremely powerful over deniers. Using an SUV is a mortal sin unless approved by clergy for their own personal use. Inappropriate touching or oggling of SUVs is not to be permitted and children are to be warned at young ages of their dangers. I had to sell mine .... Was your SUV a teleconnection?
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 22, 2019 18:11:41 GMT
SUV: noun In the Global Warming mythology, an SUV is a pornographically "unclean" vehicle wrought by Global Warming for His war against Climate. The SUV's seductiveness is extremely powerful over deniers. Using an SUV is a mortal sin unless approved by clergy for their own personal use. Inappropriate touching or oggling of SUVs is not to be permitted and children are to be warned at young ages of their dangers. I had to sell mine .... Save the Cars with a Bullsh_t tax on Greenies.
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