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Post by Ratty on May 17, 2017 7:54:27 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on May 17, 2017 16:14:28 GMT
Schaden Freude!! get your Schaden Freude here..!!
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Post by Ratty on May 17, 2017 21:35:09 GMT
THE WILL
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak :-
My son "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses." My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end." My son "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realise his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, "Property? .... the old bugger had a paper round!"
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Post by nautonnier on May 20, 2017 10:39:12 GMT
Graffiti by Banksy - the ladder and workman chipping a star out of the circle of stars of the EU flag.... Apt (Note for the pedants this was really a rip off of the vintage 'Betsy Ross' flag of the USA - Shows why the EU was intended to copy the EU)
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Post by nautonnier on May 27, 2017 0:47:09 GMT
The political equivalent of a ducking stool?
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Post by nautonnier on May 27, 2017 14:11:11 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on May 28, 2017 19:12:17 GMT
PULL!!
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Post by acidohm on May 28, 2017 20:10:12 GMT
Can anyone name make and model of the tank??
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Post by nautonnier on May 28, 2017 21:25:18 GMT
Can anyone name make and model of the tank?? It looks like the French char de combat AMX 50 B. Known a few decades ago as a French moving target.
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Post by Ratty on May 29, 2017 0:54:11 GMT
A (second?) gulf war saying: "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
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Post by acidohm on May 29, 2017 4:51:56 GMT
Can anyone name make and model of the tank?? It looks like the French char de combat AMX 50 B. Known a few decades ago as a French moving target. I waa thinking more AMX 13, but theyre similar....both french light autoloaders..
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Post by Ratty on May 29, 2017 7:58:31 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 30, 2017 2:35:54 GMT
Now if you just replace those little disk thingies with little jihadi thingies, then perhaps the French can get their groove back. With accordion music of course.
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Post by Ratty on May 30, 2017 4:44:43 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on May 31, 2017 11:00:44 GMT
Spot the difference Progressives or ISIS
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