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Post by missouriboy on Sept 17, 2018 20:57:26 GMT
There are quite a few I would like to sign up. If they went to Mars, Earth would be a better place. No passengers are allowed. No worries Ratty. They're not human.
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Post by sigurdur on Sept 18, 2018 14:23:10 GMT
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Post by Ratty on Sept 18, 2018 23:56:28 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Sept 19, 2018 9:58:40 GMT
Is there really a Klickitat County? Sounds like you guys are trying to better our Aborigines and their place names. Aboriginal place names
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Post by Ratty on Sept 19, 2018 21:43:10 GMT
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Post by sigurdur on Sept 20, 2018 3:19:26 GMT
Jesus caught walking on water.
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Post by Ratty on Sept 20, 2018 7:13:16 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Sept 20, 2018 11:07:27 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Sept 20, 2018 12:17:21 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Sept 21, 2018 0:59:27 GMT
The Aussie bigfoot is commonly known as a Yowie or Bunyip. Replica shown below ... They are everywhere but none has been elected to public office AFAIK.
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Post by Ratty on Sept 21, 2018 3:44:02 GMT
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Post by Ratty on Sept 21, 2018 7:17:24 GMT
Sequel:
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Post by missouriboy on Sept 21, 2018 7:59:46 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Sept 23, 2018 1:26:45 GMT
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.
'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into DA trailer and I was drivin' down da road..... '
The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.
Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded.'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder.. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her.. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'
'Now wot DA fock would you say?'
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Post by nautonnier on Sept 23, 2018 12:00:26 GMT
Octoberfest has started. You do not argue with someone who can carry 10 litres of beer like this.
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