In UK they have Irish jokes, In the US they have Polish jokes, in Europe they have Belgian jokes etc etc. Had lots of that in several years working in Brussels
Did you hear about the Irish Sea Scout?
His tent sank.
How do you sink a Belgian submarine?
Just knock
Notice on an Italian bus: don’t talk to the driver, he needs his hands.
“Why do Belgians have pommes frites, while the Arab world has oil?
The Belgians got to choose first.”
Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red?
So they don’t get too confused when they hoist it.
A Flemish Belgian joke about the French Belgians (Wallonies)
A Belgian construction worker goes up to his manager and says (in a thick Wallonian accent):
Worker: "Boss, boss! I broke my shovel!"
Manager: "Oh no... Really?"
Worker: "Yes, what am I going to do??"
Manager: "Hmm.. You know what, you don't need it. Just go lean against the truck instead."
Heaven in Europe is where the English are the policemen
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the mechanics
the Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss organize everything
Hell in Europe is where the Germans are the policemen
the English are the cooks
the French are the mechanics
the Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians organize everything
After God created France, he thought it was the most beautiful country in the world. People were going to get jealous, so to make things fair he decided to create the French.
(An Irish joke) Diplomacy according to Brits: the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.
Driving::
The Germans obey the rules!
The British obey the spirit of the rules
The French break the rules
The Belgians... rules??