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Post by sigurdur on Mar 3, 2019 1:00:00 GMT
You heal fast for an older gentleman.
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Post by Ratty on Mar 3, 2019 4:49:41 GMT
You heal fast for an older gentleman. I try to stay in shape.  |
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Post by Ratty on Mar 3, 2019 5:30:07 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Mar 4, 2019 11:21:58 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Mar 4, 2019 11:48:12 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Mar 6, 2019 11:05:16 GMT
Caution 'robust anglo saxon language usage'
"Delingpole: Watch – the Best Ever Song About Brexit…
The excellent Dominic Frisby has written a Brexit song which I think you all might enjoy.
As its title – 17 Million F*ck Offs – hints, it contains a certain amount of bad language.
But as you’ll quickly appreciate, the robust use of Anglo-Saxon expletives is entirely artistically justified. It captures perfectly how more than 17 million British people – 17.4 million to be precise – felt about the prospects of remaining shackled to the European Union."
www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/06/watch-dominic-frisbys-hilarious-brexit-song/
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 6, 2019 11:56:54 GMT
For the Sailors Captain Bligh might have approved her lines. The hole in her stern however might have perplexed.  A perfect boat for the Florida Intercoastal bays and those not in a rush. A small deck gun would discourage the cigarettes. 
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Post by Ratty on Mar 6, 2019 12:46:41 GMT
For the Sailors Captain Bligh might have approved her lines. The hole in her stern however might have perplexed. A perfect boat for the Florida Intercoastal bays and those not in a rush. A small deck gun would discourage the cigarettes. 1979 links nicely to the satellite era.  |
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Post by Ratty on Mar 6, 2019 13:02:17 GMT
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.......
(?..........like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing....??)
Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
So, I did.... and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.
I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 68 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"
The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 6, 2019 14:56:34 GMT
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time....... (?..........like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing....??) Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did.... and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 68 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun. Is that a timeshare arrangement? Or a fractional ownership? |
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Post by Ratty on Mar 6, 2019 23:18:10 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 7, 2019 3:00:12 GMT
Caution 'robust anglo saxon language usage'
"Delingpole: Watch – the Best Ever Song About Brexit…
The excellent Dominic Frisby has written a Brexit song which I think you all might enjoy.
As its title – 17 Million F*ck Offs – hints, it contains a certain amount of bad language.
But as you’ll quickly appreciate, the robust use of Anglo-Saxon expletives is entirely artistically justified. It captures perfectly how more than 17 million British people – 17.4 million to be precise – felt about the prospects of remaining shackled to the European Union."
www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/03/06/watch-dominic-frisbys-hilarious-brexit-song/ Might have been some Celts too. How do you say f*ck off in Welsh? |
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 7, 2019 16:04:35 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Mar 7, 2019 22:32:28 GMT
That's a LOT of ordnance !!! When I come back, I'm gonna be an arms dealer. 
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Post by missouriboy on Mar 8, 2019 0:43:13 GMT
That's a LOT of ordnance !!! When I come back, I'm gonna be an arms dealer. Well I hope you sell a better product. A small army of Bangladeshese armed with pick axes could do a better job. If that were an ant hill, there would be a whole lot of ants flipping you off from their new balconies. |
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A perfect boat for the Florida Intercoastal bays and those not in a rush. A small deck gun would discourage the cigarettes. 
