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Post by Ratty on Dec 16, 2019 0:49:24 GMT
Greta's 'extinction rebellion' cult, threatening to put world leaders against the wall. Children should be seen but not heard.They are being herded though .......... Stop burning my ancestors?
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Post by walnut on Dec 16, 2019 1:00:26 GMT
Good looking bunch of kids there Ratty, I can see Australia will be in good hands.
Ours look worse lol
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Post by Ratty on Dec 16, 2019 1:11:53 GMT
Good looking bunch of kids there Ratty, I can see Australia will be in good hands. Ours look worse lol You are in REAL trouble then. Better stock up on superglue .....
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Post by Ratty on Dec 16, 2019 7:49:06 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Dec 16, 2019 20:55:57 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Dec 18, 2019 0:47:51 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Dec 19, 2019 17:13:52 GMT
Click on the VOTE button to see result
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Post by missouriboy on Dec 19, 2019 19:10:20 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Dec 19, 2019 19:26:13 GMT
BEHOLD A PALE HORSE (from the 30-ft snow drifts in Iceland page)
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Post by Ratty on Dec 19, 2019 23:39:39 GMT
I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ..... I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a breathalyser unit but the police waved the taxi past.
I arrived home safely without incident, quite a surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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Post by Ratty on Dec 20, 2019 0:44:57 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Dec 20, 2019 0:47:57 GMT
A global recession ... or is it?
Our stocks have crashed, we get 1% on any fixed deposits, our Superannuation is stuffed.
Woe, woe, this recession is hitting everybody really hard.
Things couldn't be much worse judging by ....
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 grams.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Toorak fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Germans was caught sneaking into Syria.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Post by nautonnier on Dec 20, 2019 10:11:42 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Dec 20, 2019 22:02:51 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Dec 20, 2019 23:03:28 GMT
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