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Post by walnut on Feb 17, 2021 4:59:41 GMT
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. 'Thirty quid,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty quid. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is the police. 'What's going on here?' asks the cop. 'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers, sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!' |
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 17, 2021 17:24:48 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 19, 2021 2:54:41 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 20, 2021 2:45:17 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 20, 2021 3:43:12 GMT
Interesting Video on the Battle of Midway. Ted wasn't there either.  |
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 20, 2021 6:21:14 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 20, 2021 7:43:09 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 20, 2021 20:27:43 GMT
Sorting through some old disks found these which may be interesting to the more itinerant readers. Although even Flea may find travel to London a little difficult these days..... This restaurant used to be only a few minutes walk from my London Office....  Although it is old it was opened more than 150 years after my old school was founded in the Crypt of St Martins in the Fields church which was in the fields when first built in the 1600's  If any of you do manage to get to Trafalgar Square then just up St Martins Lane from the church is one of the nicer pubs in London called 'The Chandos'. Go upstairs into the 'opera rooms' which are nicely furnished and you can get some well cooked basic food at a reasonable price....and some real UK beer. I was first there in the 60's. It has not changed a whole lot since then  |
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 21, 2021 3:03:06 GMT
"The £72 perfume that smells of... nothing: Molecule 01 flies off the shelves after Davina McCall praised it and firm says it'll make more scentless fragrances
Molecule 01 is a perfume that uses a single chemical which boosts other smells
Comes into contact with pheromones on the skin, producing a unique scent
But the individual scents often cannot be detected by the wearer themselves "www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9282125/The-72-perfume-smells-Molecule-01-flies-shelves.html
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 21, 2021 5:59:04 GMT
BO in a bottle.  |
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 21, 2021 15:10:43 GMT
BO in a bottle. |
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 21, 2021 17:58:19 GMT
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Post by blustnmtn on Feb 21, 2021 21:51:36 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 22, 2021 0:33:56 GMT
This is not what you want to see outside you window.
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Post by nautonnier on Feb 22, 2021 13:22:17 GMT
This is not what you want to see outside you window. Not really a problem unless the person with the window seat the other side can see the same - then things move into Sullenberger territory. With two dead donks not many aircraft glide well. Landing with one engine dead is completely standard emergency procedure for all concerned - my only problem with the initial call from the aircraft is that he should have said he requires an immediate left turn onto reciprocal (always turn toward the live engine). Adding MAYDAY and a 77 secondary radar code alerts everyone to keep out of your way. |
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