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Post by walnut on Feb 18, 2020 13:34:50 GMT
New Zealand elected this child mind prime minister. They are clearly already lost.  |
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 18, 2020 15:17:13 GMT
I wondered about the Hijab.
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Post by walnut on Feb 18, 2020 15:30:18 GMT
I wondered about the Hijab. It was dress up day at middle school. |
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Post by sigurdur on Feb 18, 2020 15:46:47 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 18, 2020 16:00:43 GMT
I wondered about the Hijab. It was dress up day at middle school. It might account for the authoritarian tendencies. |
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Post by Ratty on Feb 19, 2020 0:37:51 GMT
It certainly fell into the category of 'safe'. 
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Post by Ratty on Feb 19, 2020 12:40:46 GMT
Breaking News! 50 Days Since BREXIT:  There’s Grounded Planes! Chaos In The Streets! Unpaid Workers! Crippling Strikes! A Faltering Economy! A Buffoon In Charge! Petrol Bombs! Riot Police! Snipers On Rooftops! But, Enough About France ……………. |
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 19, 2020 14:20:48 GMT
Me thinks Tourism may suffer. And they didn't even talk about viruses.
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Post by Ratty on Feb 21, 2020 11:40:37 GMT
The power in words ....
In Catholic schools, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'
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Post by Ratty on Feb 22, 2020 4:44:47 GMT
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Post by sigurdur on Feb 22, 2020 14:04:03 GMT
Steiger. Made in Fargo,ND. 👍
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Post by walnut on Feb 22, 2020 14:24:08 GMT
Must be some real torque output! Not only that but the overall design had to be just right. I assume the trucks were helping pull.
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Post by Ratty on Feb 22, 2020 23:09:10 GMT
Must be some real torque output! Not only that but the overall design had to be just right. I assume the trucks were helping pull. I was wondering how you convert that operation to zero emissions by 20xx. |
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Post by missouriboy on Feb 23, 2020 1:10:01 GMT
Must be some real torque output! Not only that but the overall design had to be just right. I assume the trucks were helping pull. I was wondering how you convert that operation to zero emissions by 20xx. That would 10,000 Ozzies with ropes and Egyptian overseers.  |
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Post by Ratty on Feb 23, 2020 1:13:11 GMT
I was wondering how you convert that operation to zero emissions by 20xx. That would 10,000 Ozzies with ropes and Egyptian overseers. Good luck finding ten Aussies willing to go bush and work hard. It's all sun, surf, sand ** here. ** and that other 's' word |
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