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Post by missouriboy on Apr 5, 2020 15:16:25 GMT
When Buffaloes Fly watch out below
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 5, 2020 15:18:59 GMT
Here is my response to the Clipper section:  Little Celts are so expressive. |
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 6, 2020 16:18:44 GMT
In Missouri We Have Been Wearing Masks Forevah.  |
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Post by Ratty on Apr 7, 2020 13:37:10 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 7, 2020 13:53:06 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 7, 2020 20:40:40 GMT
Around here, if you are arrested they put your photo and name on the internet. The following distinguished citizen and 3 partners (ages 16-19) were driving around shooting people and property with BB guns. One man they shot fired back with a real gun and removed part of this one's nose. No charges were filed against the one who fired back. Self defense. This will look good on a CV.  |
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 7, 2020 20:42:43 GMT
Around here, if you are arrested they put your photo on the internet. The following distinguished citizen and 3 partners (ages 16-19) were driving around shooting people and property with BB guns. One man they shot fired back with a real gun and removed part of this one's nose. No charges were filed against the one who fired back. Self defense. Aimed a little too much ahead |
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Post by Ratty on Apr 7, 2020 23:35:51 GMT
[ Snip ] Aimed a little too much ahead ... or a marksman?  |
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 7, 2020 23:58:28 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 8, 2020 5:57:33 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 8, 2020 6:49:11 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 8, 2020 9:54:35 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 9, 2020 13:16:46 GMT
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Post by sigurdur on Apr 9, 2020 13:21:30 GMT
That was so bad it was a bit comical.
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 9, 2020 20:47:03 GMT
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