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Post by nautonnier on Oct 31, 2020 19:56:43 GMT
I found a wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought...
'What would Jesus do?'
So I turned it into wine......
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Post by nautonnier on Oct 31, 2020 20:19:44 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Nov 1, 2020 6:30:13 GMT
RIP  Please take that down!  |
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Post by Ratty on Nov 1, 2020 11:08:32 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Nov 1, 2020 14:53:29 GMT
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Post by walnut on Nov 1, 2020 15:42:23 GMT
You know what's depressing? A DeLorean had about 130 hp. You can get almost that much from a modern Nissan Versa hatchback 4 cylinder, and 1/3 less weight.
New cars are so well designed, they are rendering most of the older muscle cars very obsolete.
BTW that was a hot fire.
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 1, 2020 20:47:52 GMT
You know what's depressing? A DeLorean had about 130 hp. You can get almost that much from a modern Nissan Versa hatchback 4 cylinder, and 1/3 less weight. New cars are so well designed, they are rendering most of the older muscle cars very obsolete. BTW that was a hot fire.Musta been a Democrat trying to fly. |
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 1, 2020 20:53:34 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 2, 2020 14:44:37 GMT
 "Quite a tail to tell! Train crashes through barrier at Dutch station - and lands on giant whale sculpture 25ft in the air
The train ran through the station buffer at 12.30am with no passengers on board at De Akkers metro station
The train shot through the end of the track and came to rest suspended on a giant whale sculpture 25ft high
Authorities are now faced with task of removing the train, which incurred extensive damage in the incident " |
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 2, 2020 18:43:36 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 2, 2020 20:14:49 GMT
I rang my mate Stan and his wife answered:
"I wanted to wish you a good holiday," I said. "You fly from Essex tomorrow, don't you?"
She said, "Stansted."
"Blimey," I thought, "he seemed fine in the pub last night."
RIP Stan.
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Post by gridley on Nov 3, 2020 11:30:01 GMT
"Quite a tail to tell! Train crashes through barrier at Dutch station - and lands on giant whale sculpture 25ft in the air
The train ran through the station buffer at 12.30am with no passengers on board at De Akkers metro station
The train shot through the end of the track and came to rest suspended on a giant whale sculpture 25ft high
Authorities are now faced with task of removing the train, which incurred extensive damage in the incident " "Got a whale of a tale to tell ya lads, whale of a tale or two..." |
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 3, 2020 21:21:13 GMT
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
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Post by Ratty on Nov 3, 2020 23:31:48 GMT
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.  |
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 3, 2020 23:50:10 GMT
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft. I red that. |
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