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Post by Ratty on Nov 4, 2020 0:18:05 GMT
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft. I red that.  |
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 4, 2020 4:10:51 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 10, 2020 3:08:29 GMT
This from my wife ...
A pastor went to visit one of his congregation that was in the hospital.
After talking for a while the man began to gasp for breath and pulling on the pastor's sleeve.
The pastor bent closer but could not understand what he was trying to say.
So he pulled out a paper and pencil and asked the man to write it down.
The man did so, but then began to gasp violently and soon died.
At the funeral service, just as he was finishing the eulogy, the pastor remembered the note.
Pulling it from his pocket, he read ... "Get off my oxygen tube."
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 10, 2020 15:08:03 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 10, 2020 17:59:28 GMT
Anthony Quinn's finest performance. Joe, take notes, if you can't remember.
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 11, 2020 12:58:11 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 11, 2020 15:48:39 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 11, 2020 21:35:35 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 12, 2020 17:29:31 GMT
A politician in New England had it in his will that he should be buried in Philadelphia
So that he could remain involved in politics
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 12, 2020 20:23:59 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Nov 12, 2020 21:13:38 GMT
I was watching Australian Master Chef last night...
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 13, 2020 0:47:18 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Nov 13, 2020 1:17:56 GMT
This is a very sad but true story of the depression that can haunt a man. My friend, Michael, was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid-19, of the Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM, and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast. Michael drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, and started the car.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the police and ambulance and they broke in and pulled Michael from the car. A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 13, 2020 2:04:12 GMT
This is a very sad but true story of the depression that can haunt a man. My friend, Michael, was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid-19, of the Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM, and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast. Michael drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, and started the car. Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the police and ambulance and they broke in and pulled Michael from the car. A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery. Wow! Obviously he has something left to do. He can "bronze" the battery. |
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Post by walnut on Nov 13, 2020 5:10:45 GMT
This is a very sad but true story of the depression that can haunt a man. My friend, Michael, was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid-19, of the Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM, and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast. Michael drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, and started the car. Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the police and ambulance and they broke in and pulled Michael from the car. A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery. Wow! Obviously he has something left to do. He can "bronze" the battery. I wonder if he has any stories from "the other side"? |
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