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Post by Ratty on Apr 16, 2021 23:45:35 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 18, 2021 3:46:26 GMT
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow! that's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
‘Waal’, the Aussie replied; "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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Post by walnut on Apr 18, 2021 4:15:20 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 19, 2021 1:59:20 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 19, 2021 6:09:34 GMT
The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing", replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the 8th," replied the old man.
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Post by nemesis on Apr 21, 2021 21:19:43 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 23, 2021 18:42:34 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 23, 2021 18:47:01 GMT
The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?" "Fishing", replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me." In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?" "You're the 8th," replied the old man. I worked with an RAF Navigator who did something similar in the old MOD building with a banana on a string outside his office in the corridor, calling it a 'pilot trap'. No whisky though and sometimes less of a sense of humour among the trapped senior officers
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Post by nonentropic on Apr 23, 2021 20:12:57 GMT
My godfather had an experience similar but also interesting, being a keen fisherman he traveled all of NZ with a rod and tackle. One day he drove over a bridge where a large number of people had rods with lines in the water. thinking there was a run or something on he quickly stopped and joined them with his rod. After about half an hour a bus pulled up and they wound their lines in all without hooks and they boarded the bus back to the mental institution after their days' outing of "normalization" the driver asked why he was not joining them not seeing any distinction. He was more careful in the future.
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 25, 2021 3:00:59 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 25, 2021 14:17:51 GMT
Aussie PM Scott Morrison joins the party ...
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Post by Ratty on Apr 26, 2021 1:54:37 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Apr 26, 2021 7:15:38 GMT
Comments from the engineers? This ultralight unit can drop the temperature up to an impressive 59 degrees in only 10 minutes. This personal air conditioner is amazingly easy to use. Air simply blows through the cooling pads, evaporating the water from the large container as it spreads evenly through them. That lowers the temperature of the air without any heat exhaust whatsoever. So you only have to fill the tank, plug it in, and turn it on. After the first time, this air conditioner gives you cold air at the touch of a button.weather.com/deals/stackcommerce/news/2021-04-09-evachill-ev-500-personal-air-conditioner
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Post by gridley on Apr 26, 2021 18:29:16 GMT
Comments from the engineers? This ultralight unit can drop the temperature up to an impressive 59 degrees in only 10 minutes. This personal air conditioner is amazingly easy to use. Air simply blows through the cooling pads, evaporating the water from the large container as it spreads evenly through them. That lowers the temperature of the air without any heat exhaust whatsoever. So you only have to fill the tank, plug it in, and turn it on. After the first time, this air conditioner gives you cold air at the touch of a button.weather.com/deals/stackcommerce/news/2021-04-09-evachill-ev-500-personal-air-conditionerI'm sure somewhere in the fine print it says how big an area it is rated for. Either the small size of the rated area or the large increase in your electric bill will probably cause sticker shock in customers who are paying attention.
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Post by Ratty on Apr 28, 2021 11:33:05 GMT
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