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Post by Ratty on Apr 29, 2021 12:53:42 GMT
Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.' Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered, 'The teeth.'
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Post by nautonnier on Apr 29, 2021 19:55:48 GMT
A woman brings 8yr old Dave home to tell his mother that he was playing doctors and nurses with her 8yr old daughter.
Dave's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh,they are sure to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?.......He's taken her appendix out!"
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Post by Ratty on Apr 29, 2021 23:34:47 GMT
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Post by Ratty on Apr 30, 2021 0:51:25 GMT
A little dated now that Suez is clear ....
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Post by Ratty on May 1, 2021 14:42:28 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 1, 2021 18:33:40 GMT
Hook it up to a leash and he's all set. Can get his Party card.
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Post by Ratty on May 2, 2021 10:54:58 GMT
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Post by nautonnier on May 2, 2021 16:04:23 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 2, 2021 20:21:02 GMT
Cigar anyone?
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Post by sigurdur on May 2, 2021 21:34:14 GMT
Cigar anyone? They went to light their joint....
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Post by Ratty on May 3, 2021 0:33:21 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 3, 2021 2:53:46 GMT
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Post by sigurdur on May 3, 2021 3:41:37 GMT
Wow..I loved watching that..
Hockey oh hockey!!
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Post by walnut on May 3, 2021 3:41:48 GMT
Where were the Hanson brothers when we needed them last Fall?
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Post by nautonnier on May 3, 2021 12:06:30 GMT
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