Now you're trying to change your forecast after the fact. You forecast that El Nino would last through 2011, not 2010. Deeper in your forecast you got more specific date-wise, saying, "Although I have forecasted the return of El Nino in 2009, into 2010, and 2011, I am also forecasting a La Nina event to follow in the Northern Hemispheric Winter of 2011 to take place in the months of February, March, and April of that year.", so your forecast was for El Nino to last through January 2011 and would be "very strong". Well, El Nino ended early in 2010 and was mediocre. Your prediction was made Jan 1, 2010, so predicting that El Nino would start in 2009 is not a forecast but a statement of past facts, and your forecast for El Nino's end date proved false a few months after your forecast. Your forecast for a little three month blip of a La Nina also proved false, as we had a nice deep La Nina.
The rest of your post just goes off the deep end, using your own voice to spout insults about yourself and pretend that I'm saying it.
Bullshit. My "prediction" for ENSO - that's El Nino
and La Nina - was produced in 2006. I re-published it in 2007, 2008, and again in 2009. I reposted it here in 2009 and reposted it again on Jan. 1, 2010. Do you need eyeglasses because it's obvious you cannot read but prefer to "read" whatever you want to fit your silly ideology. Total bullshit.
My forecast for La Nina was not a 'little blimp" since you don't like to read what is actually written. I called La Nina before it was even on any radar - long before - and by astronomic means called it an "odd" anomaly before anyone was even talking about La Nina.
But, according to you, I don't get credit for that either. So f**k you. I burned my ass to make that ENSO forecast with long sleepless nights pouring over calculations and you were not there to help me one bit. So I disagree jerk-off. You have
no idea the blood and sweat that goes into producing long-range climate forecasts.
Here's a hint - it ain't easy.
While you were most likely watching TV, sleeping, or playing with yourself, I was working 12-hour days and nights for months on end in 2006 just to make a long-range climate forecast to give people a heads up - for free. So up yours.
If you can do
better - be my guest, but don't come off being critical of my work like you know what you are talking about because you don't.
This is
not going to be turned into a pissing contest kiddo. You deserve every insult you had coming to you since you called me a 'nutjob' so don't even go there.
I quoted you, from your own comments, but you attempted to turn my ENSO forecast into a laughing matter and I slapped you back.
So take it - like a man and come correct. Forget your ego. Last year was 2010 and this year is 2011 - so how the f**k can I be a year off from ENSO when I forecasted the blasted thing years in advance?
You can read my ENSO Forecast as published. I
have not changed a thing. I left it as it was when I wrote it - it's all there - warts and all. Who cares if you don't want to believe that it
can be done. Who the hell are you?
I never claimed to be 'perfect' because I am not. I am professional astronomic forecaster and have a better than 85% rating - which is much better than you will find out there.
The only other forecaster who matches that is Piers Corbyn in the U.K. and I'm sure you've most likely said crappy things about him too, although Piers could outforcast you blindfolded as I can - months and years in advance.
Stop being a baby 'common sense' and swallow your AGW pride. If you can do better - then let's see it.
Talk is
cheap - let's see you walk the walk since you want to piss on the heads of professional forecasters because you are unable to do what we can do.
Don't throw stones at glass houses and do not look a gift horse in the mouth kiddo.
As for the rest - re-read my entire post - especially on the REAL WEATHER caused by ENSO and get off the AGW rag.
Go over the
real world of weather brought on by the Sun, which causes ENSO as the Earth's climate/weather is forced from outer space. The world is not flat - it is round. You should know better.
Give the Sun the f**king respect it deserves or you might regret it someday when it decides to show you who is boss on Earth ->
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060807.htmlI can't help myself? Who do you think you are? And, if you do not take me 'seriously' then
why are you constantly on this thread posting to me since I "fail" as you say?
So, you want to go point by point with me? No problem. Sit back and let me give you a lesson as to why AGW is relevant to this conversation and why you are dead wrong not only about my ENSO Forecast but also about the Sun and why it is the dominant factor for Earth's climate.
It's a long post, but since you pissed me off with your ignorance and blindness to the facts of what the world's weather has been like since my ENSO forecast for 2009-2011 - I decided to show you what the climate/weather was like in the real world - and not in your own fantasy land of a mind.
And - no, the damage from this most recent ENSO has NOT been fully tabulated pinhead. That's because it is still ongoing from the effects - especially the droughts you seem to totally ignore as if it is freaking non-existent.
Tell
that to the populations who are presently suffering from the spreading drought - which is one of the hallmarks of ENSO - the other is Flood. There were massive floods and many deaths from heavy precipitation - including record snowpack in the American Mountain West.
I won't get into that since it will make this long post that much longer, but we've had
record precipitation that has raised water tables and led to floods, especially throughout northern latitudes of the northern hemisphere.
Parts of the US east coast just received
record precipitation for the month of August 2011 - that was just last month for your information.
So, sit back and let Astromet give you a lesson on the
real world effects of ENSO that you just blow off as if it isn't even a factor worth mentioning.
I mean, if I am so "wrong" about everything and all that, then why isn't saying that I am a 'nutjob' and yada yada yada, wrong, wrong , wrong - then why do you return time and time again?
Isn't once, twice, or three times enough?
Why do you post anonymously?
Why is it that you have to hide the fact that you're on this board under several anonymous names?
Isn't one screen name enough or do you have to cloud who you are because you may be a coward?
I mean, since you're all
that, why do you have to hide behind a silly screen name of 'commonsense' and trash threads with bullshit posts?
Seems to me that what you are doing is trying to mock while hiding behind AGW crap behind a thinly disguised veil of
not wanting to learn, and not accepting the fact that you just are ignorant of astronomic forecasting and the Earth's climate.
You see
that way - you can keep your AGW ideology while pretending to be intelligent while you cut and paste and then attempt to turn what I forecast as something that it is not.
Moreover, you make blanket statements, without qualifications, as if they were fact. You also obviously do not observe the actual weather and climate in
the real world.
You see, your AGW ideology won't allow
that.
The point is this - you've not a clue as to what you know, and frankly, I think you're just
ignorant saying silly things like the Sun is not dominant to the Earth's climate when a child could tell you otherwise.
Commonsense, let me instruct you: Weather records are
not broken every day. If
that were the case, then there would be no records at all.
That is why I asked you: are you smoking crack?
Here's an example from you:
No, I selected a random weather-related prediction of yours and tested it. North American weather in March, 2011. Your forecast failed. That says nothing about any particular phase of ENSO. It just indicates that you can't forecast successfully.Tested it with
what exactly? Your AGW ideology to try to make me look bad? Give me a break.
Let's take a look at what the real climate/weather was shall we?See-> North American Winter 2011 ->
abcnews.go.com/US/cold-snow-harsh-winter/story?id=13205971See ->
abcnews.go.com/US/winter-storm-east-coast-batters-record-breaking-snowstorm/story?id=12774029See ->
abcnews.go.com/US/slideshow/wicked-winter-weather-12775698All of that was driven by ENSO - which you pretend just doesn't exist - like the Sun, you know, it's just a tiny little light bulb there in the sky, hardly a 'dominant' factor for Earth's climate.
Right, and you can suspend an elephant over the edge of a cliff with its tail tied to a small daisy. Let's just
violate the laws of physics, yeah, that's the AGW ticket.
Guess what the real world of climate/weather did in North America which should speak volumes for your 'random' selection abilities?
Yet, in your view, all that climate and weather in North America just didn't happen - as I forecasted - because I'm not saying that it is because of man-made global warming, right?
I cannot stand you people. You're
lazy and you do not have "common sense." You are not only wrong, but untalented, unskilled and should not be let anywhere near meteorology and climate science considering that your mind is polluted with that AGW ideology.
You are the enemy and I treat you people as such. I am not fooled. You all make me want to puke with your AGW bullshit you shove down people's throats. I bet some of you are paid to come onto climate boards to shove this AGW shit onto threads like mine - since I am a sworn enemy of you Al Gore/IPCC lovers.
All of you AGW drug pushers are as far away from "science" as Pluto is from the Sun.
I think you are
intellectually dishonest and that's not cool at all.
You're like these 'AGW scientists' who remain in t
otal denial mode when the real world of climate and weather
doesn't jive with their 'warming forever' AGW bullshit ideology.
This is one example of Mother Nature and astronomic forecasting giving you AGW jerks the finger with
real world weather ->
www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/cold-spring-snow-global-warming-1499/That's just one example of how far you AGW drug pushers will go to turn anything back into 'man-made global warming.' What a total load. You think everyone is stupid?
Well, I am not stupid. I can forecast your own weather sitting hundreds or thousands miles away - months and years in advance - while you cannot, sitting in your own neighborhood.
But, you don't want to go there, do you because I just might show you just how little you really know about your own weather over your own head. Open your eyes man.
Did you know, for instance that an ENSO can produce "El Nino-type weather in one region" while another sees what amounts to "La Nina-type climate conditions?" Bet you didn't know that.
Reason is that you will not accept the fact that you are a linear thinker and a AGW believer. You seem to think that anything you do not understand - such as astronomic forecasting - must be "wrong" just because you know nothing about it.
How about using your freaking free library card and reading books? How about learning to read an astronomic ephemeris? How about observing your own local climate and weather? How about shutting your big mouth and just learning from Mother Nature?
She's a great teacher if you would only shut the f**k up about AGW, AGW, AGW and listen carefully.
How about taking a huge AGW dump in your bathroom and make sure you wipe thoroughly and wash your hands before you return to the real world of climate and weather?
But perhaps you need to understand what ENSO really means, rather than mouthing off as if you do know what drives the climate - and that's the SUN.
Just because you don't
want to believe that doesn't mean shit.
Do you think that the Sun requires your "belief" for it to do its job?
You think way too much of yourself, that AGW ego of yours. The Sun does not give one hollering hoot about you pal.
And if the Sun decided to just go away - you would be gone too - on the SAME DAY. You would not have a chance in hell of survival - not one.
Believe it kiddo.
But, according to you,
none of this ever happened and
I'm a 'nutjob' for forecasting it in advance ->
www.livescience.com/9272-weather-rarity-snow-49-states.htmlYou said, "
Your forecast failed. You said that 2010-2011 would be a very strong El Nino year. You were off by a year or so and got the magnitude completely wrong."ENSO 2010/2011: Astromet Teleconnections
Long-Range Climate Outlook & 2010 Forecast
Region: North America
The Sun Completes Global Warming Phase With Powerful ENSO
By Theodore White; astrometeorologist.S
Forecast Issued: December 2008
*Updated: December 23, 2009
Comments on El Nino -
My forecast for the coming El Nino to arrive in mid-2009 will soon be verified by the appearance of rising sea temperatures in the eastern Pacific Ocean. Astronomic indications confirm that the new celestial cycles, mainly those of the Sun, and the planets in April/May 2009, clearly reveal that a new ENSO was on the horizon."You said that,
"You were off by a year or so and got the magnitude completely wrong."Can't you read? Off by a year? The title of my forecast was ->
ENSO 2010/2011: Astromet Teleconnections
Long-Range Climate Outlook & 2010 Forecast
Region: North AmericaWhat freaking year are
you talking about? I said 2010/2011 ENSO, and, if you read my forecast rather than AGW nickel-and-diming it - you will see that I said El Nino to arrive in mid-2009 as well.
I wrote
that back in 2006 by the way. I republished it several times, in 2007, in 2008 and again in 2009 because some of you AGW boneheads have such SHORT memories and forget easily - since you're playing X-box-like video AGW games with dead wrong climate models - but I will tell you what you're NOT doing - and that's
forecasting for the real world. That's what.
Again, just another I don't-want-to-see-anything-happening-in-the-real-world-unless-it-is-AGW-ideology-related. El Nino extended from mid-2009
into 2010 kiddo.
Oh right, according to you that
never happened:
Yeah, that's the AGW warming forever ticket ->
www.kpbs.org/news/2010/jan/20/its-official-el-nino-california/But then again, that never happened, right? Neither did this from El Nino that Astromet forecasted in advance and said was a go into 2010 to be followed by La Nina,
Oh that nutty astronomic forecaster who always fails just like you said ->
www.climatewatch.noaa.gov/video/2011/2010-began-with-el-nino-ended-with-la-ninaWhich year was that? 2010 was last year and this year is 2011. Oh, and
this never happened either, just so Astromet could "fail" again, right?
See ->
www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/23/us-weather-idUSTRE72M6CG20110323You said:
"No, I selected a random weather-related prediction of yours and tested it. North American weather in March, 2011. Your forecast failed. That says nothing about any particular phase of ENSO. It just indicates that you can't forecast successfully."Oh really?
But you said,
"... It just indicates that you can't forecast successfully.On Winter 2011, I forecasted, years in advance, on La Nina's coming climate/weather effects that,
"There is a very strong potential of heavier than normal snowfalls along the eastern seaboard of the United States at that time especially affecting the Southeastern, Mid-Atlantic, and Northeastern states with drought spreading from southern Texas along to the Gulf states and into parts of the central Midwest."See ->
www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-28/dust-bowl-in-texas-means-cotton-bottoming-with-rick-perry-praying-for-rain.htmlSee ->
www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2091192,00.html
Yeah, I can't forecast worth nothing according to you -
"Drought is also one my biggest concerns from this particular ENSO. Because of certain astronomic indications, some of the world's regions other than the southern to Midwestern United States will see spread of droughts and dust storms that may last into the year 2015 at varying intensities along the way - leading to starvation from the year-after-year lack of rains, particularly in parts of eastern and central Africa, all of India, northern & southern China, Indonesia, northern and central Australia, the Philippines, and Japan."See ->
www.voanews.com/policy/editorials/Somalia-Famine-Expected-To-Worsen-129135528.htmlSee ->
www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/drought-and-floods-whats-coming-next-20110118-19ust.htmlSee ->
www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2011-08/30/content_13220922.htmSee ->
www.voanews.com/english/news/africa/UN-to-Announce-Somalia-Famine-Spreading-to-New-Region-129099493.htmlSee ->
www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9PFPKP80.htmSee ->
www.dasnr.okstate.edu/Members/donald.stotts-40okstate.edu/increasingly-severe-drought-ratings-result-in-spread-of-cattle-industry-concernsSee ->
www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,15344015,00.html
See ->
www.eldoradocountyweather.com/climate/world-maps/world-drought-risk.html"The El Nino/La Nina cycle, more formally known as the El Nino/Southern Oscillation (ENSO) is an irregular cycle of sea surface temperature, atmospheric pressure, and wind direction in the tropical Pacific Ocean which has a profound affect on global weather. Both floods and droughts are associated with phases of ENSO.
El Nino (warm phase)
In South America, this warm phase suppresses the normally cold upwelling currents that bring fish to the coasts of Peru and Ecuador. This phase brings unusually warm and wet weather during the South American winter.
In North America, El Nino brings warm, dry winters and wet summers to the northern region, and much wetter winters to the southwestern U.S. and northern Mexico.
Australia can experience droughts.
La Nina (cool phase)
In South America, La Nina brings drought to Peru and Chile but more rain to northern Brazil. In North America, La Nina brings above average precipitation to the north (hence our heavy snowfall during the winter of 2010-2011) and average to much below average precipitation to the southern U.S.
The influence of La Nina reaches Africa and produces more precipitation in south Africa and dryer conditions in equatorial Africa.
Climate Models Fail
Climate models, which are based on the assumption that carbon dioxide has a positive feedback, i.e., that carbon dioxide causes significant warming, make predictions on the behavior of ENSO. An analysis of those predictions versus what actually happened shows that the climate models predicted almost the exact opposite of what really happened.
Wolter, K. and Timlin, M.S. 2011. El Niño/Southern Oscillation behavior since 1871 as diagnosed in an extended multivariate ENSO index (MEI.ext). International Journal of Climatology 31: 1074-1087.
The researchers were able to extend analysis of ENSO events back to 1871 and found: “none of the behavior of recent ENSO events appears unprecedented, including duration, onset timing, and spacing in the last few decades compared to a full century before then.” Climate models predict that ENSO events should become more frequent and intense with global warming.
In other words, the climate model assumption of a positive feedback for carbon dioxide is wrong. And once again there is evidence that our carbon dioxide emissions have little actual effect on global temperature, and, there is still no physical evidence that carbon dioxide does have a significant effect. We, therefore, should not be basing policy decisions on flawed model scenarios.
ENSO is just one of several recognized oscillations driven by the Sun and the earth’s position relative to the Sun."Yep, that
stupid Astromet, he also forecasted that Spring 2011 would be late and the rough winter would extend into March & April 2011,
so this did not happen in March 2011, according to your 'random' selection ->
www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/post/forecast-spring-retreats-cold-and-damp-win-out-snow/2011/03/11/ABQOb1LB_blog.htmlYeah, Astromet 'completely failed' with his long-range cold, wet spring 2011 forecast for North America,
that silly astrologer forecaster ->
www.torontosun.com/news/canada/2011/03/01/17455036.htmlOops, but let's not look at the dates, that way, you can just say that it didn't happen and I was years off, or that it was 'random' and never happened, yeah, that's the ticket. Anything to make this guy look like a
loony who "fails all the time." Yeah, that'll do it, boy am I a smart critic, no one will notice and Astromet will be a failure always.
Yeah,
that nutty Astromet, forecasting that the Sun will wake up and all, that crazy forecaster ->
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2000596/Solar-flare-Sunspot-cycle-threatens-disrupt-Earth-communications-power.htmlSure, the Sun is nothing, it hasn't much activity at all, it's still asleep and not "dominant" at all, sure, that's the ticket,
oh that nutjob Astromet, he can't forecast worth shit and all his forecasts "fail" ->
www.resistance2010.com/forum/topics/the-sun-wakes-up-supernova?commentId=3228704%3AComment%3A185097You said, "
Not only has the Sun had several large CMEs; you pretend not to even notice since it is a 'quiet sun.' Anyway, in your view, the Sun having an effect on the Earth's climate is 'ridiculous.Wait a minute. How the f**k can the Sun be a 'quiet sun" and yet have massive CMEs? What the hell is so 'quiet' about that? Oh, and disruptions of Earth's electrical power grids and satellite communications, as well as the powerful magnetic solar winds from the Sun's CMEs that set off earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, well, that is just plain 'ridiculous' - according to you because the Sun is quiet?
Tell me: do you regularly check to see if
all 52 cards are in your deck because surely you are NOT playing with a full one pal.
Take a look at the star we call our Sun and
stop insulting the intelligence of people who know better ->
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060807.htmlBut okay, I'll play your game for a second: I'm wrong all the time 'Commonsense.' The Sun has
nothing to do with the Earth's climate, is not a 'dominant' and I never forecasted ENSO, I never forecasted a cold spring. North America never had a cold winter and a cold wet spring as I forecasted. El Nino never went into 2010. Nope, just failed about it all (in advance of course) because I have nothing better to do with my time.
Oh, that silly Astromet.
You see, Astromet's forecasts have "no validity," and "his forecasts always fails." Yeah, "he's losing it," just like you said.
By and by, you have a lot of 'common sense.' Wow, you're the shit, you really know a lot about the Earth's climate and the Sun common sense.
We're
sure to learn
a lot about long-range forecasting from
you. But that stupid Astromet, what a funny guy, always failing with his forecasts. What a 'nutjob' he is, glad you pointed that all out about him failing.
Wow, you really know your forecasting common sense. You really know a lot about the real world of weather and climate. Bet you're going to tell us when the next ENSO will arrive and when the Sun will wake up.
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear all the AGW ideological details from you. Can't wait. Wow, you're a great guy and a super forecaster. Thanks for all you do common sense. I've learned a lot from you.
Feel better?
Can I go now?